She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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