You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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