Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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