If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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