He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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