why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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