so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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