Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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