This is not my ceiling
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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