Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just google imaged poop.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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