They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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