is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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