this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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