I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
