I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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