I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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