She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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