So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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