I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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