just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Randomize
