Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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