I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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