we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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