Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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