You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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