Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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