Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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