awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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