If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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