We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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