you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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