I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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