I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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