Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
