I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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