Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
When did angry sex become our thing?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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