oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
