my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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