No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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