yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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