He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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