you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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