i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think people are normalizing furries
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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