One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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