Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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