i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
