what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My ATM looks so different sober.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
