love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well you can't waste a boner
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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