he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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