; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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