I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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