I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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