We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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